Q: Why is there nothing on here but you talking to yourself?
A: Because I’m the first one to ask myself a question. Win the race to be the second via Twitter (@PTKrieg) or electronic mail (Absolut*Krieg*@*Gmail*.com, after removing the *’s).
Q: What do we get if we win?
A: The sweet taste of victory.
Q: What does victory taste like?
Q: But I’m tasting that now.
A: Well aren’t you special.
Q: Are you always this hostile?
A: Only to myself.